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The Swiss Army makes knives.
The Swiss Navy makes lube.
Go figure.

What exactly makes them "XL" condoms? And who would need them? (I mean, I have some just to be safe.)


I'd be lying if I said this has nothing to do with that puspocket's big revelation about her character... but hey, any excuse to draw Dumbledore (the "headmaster"!) conjuring a tube of KY Jelly!

... I can do better than this. Look at that hand! Just LOOK at it! Nobody can masturbate with a hand as deformed as that!


Edit: Wow, 65 views. I think that's a record for me. Geez, you put "Dumbledore" and "gay" in the keyword section and suddenly everyone wants to look at your stuff. Well anyway, I know some people get a billion views every time they post a picture of their boogers, but I'm proud with getting more than half a dozen views total.

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"Hoo, hoo this funny," said Hedwig as she flew over the forest.
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exactly. i hope you're as outraged (and as out of breath from laughing) as i am after her little comment. god, she's nuts.

funny.

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